​极具讽刺意味的话 英语短句（特别现实的讽刺情绪文案）

极具讽刺意味的话 英语短句（特别现实的讽刺情绪文案）

暗恋本就是一场预知结局的失恋

Secret love is a forlorn love with predictable ending

理性永远在帮感性收拾烂摊子.

Reason is always helping sensibility to clean up the mess.

生活总是在我出现希望的时候来当头一棒

Life is always a blow when I have hope

浓重的鼻音和红肿的眼睛 是我爱过你的痕迹

Thick nasal sound and red eyes are traces of my love for you

看着励志的话做着颓废的人

Looking at inspirational words, being a decadent person

嘴上说着考高中，手上却在玩手机，你到底是在和谁开玩笑。

Talking about high school entrance examination, but playing mobile phone in hand, who are you joking with.

没有精致的五官谁来了解你的三观啊

Who can understand your three views without delicate facial features

这辈子最讨厌的就是等 等公交车 等红绿灯 等放学的铃声 等排队轮到自己 等电影的开始 等广告的结束 我还在等.

The most annoying thing in my life is waiting for the bus, traffic lights, school bell, waiting for my turn to wait for the beginning of the movie and the end of the advertisement

说来奇怪 我和毫无关系的人吃过饭 拥挤的公交上挨着坐 在影院感动到落泪 我那么喜欢你却和你什么也没有做

It's strange that I've had dinner with people who have nothing to do with me. Sitting next to each other in the cinema on the crowded bus, I was moved to tears. I like you so much, but I didn't do anything with you

整天做着无用的事，整天刷着视频玩着游戏，天天看鸡汤文。另一边又念叨着要考好的高中大学，到头来于事无补，这是最不济的清醒着堕落

Doing useless things all day, brushing videos all day, playing games, watching chicken soup every day. On the other hand, he talked about the high school and university that he wanted to do well in. In the end, it didn't help. This is the worst sober degeneration

他拼尽全力当上偶像，怎么会爱上怎么平凡的你。

He tried his best to be an idol. How could he fall in love with you.

自卑和乐观似乎并不冲突

Inferiority and optimism do not seem to conflict

那个在夏至蝉鸣说爱你的男孩终会在寒冬腊月吻上另一个女孩

The boy who says he loves you in the summer solstice will kiss another girl in the cold winter

人们把黑暗的那道光，称作救赎

People call the light of darkness salvation.

请你不要假装努力 结局不会陪你演戏

Please don't pretend to work hard. I won't play with you in the end

意难平也该平了 有人终究不配顶峰相见

It's time to calm down. Someone doesn't deserve to meet you at the summit

下一个救赎就是下一个深渊.

The next salvation is the next abyss

爸爸虽然比不上你的男朋友，可他会无条件会站你身边

Dad can't match your boyfriend, but he will stand by you unconditionally